What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

But this is not

This isn't going to, hurt.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Innocent before proven guilty

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

You shall not bear false witness.

What did one boob say to the other boob

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I don't like religions.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Lose lips shimk ships.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Bible.. Hm.?

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Maybe leave out

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like

Your going to be alright just relax

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?